Thursday, November 15, 2012

Sideways Stories from Wayside School... Due 11/19

Mrs. Gorf turned naughty students into apples. Mrs. Jewls wrote their name on the board and then sent them home early on the kindergarten bus. If you were a teacher, what would your punishment be? It is okay to have fun with this question. This is worth five points.




6 comments:

  1. My punishment would be for them to get Ice poored down there back and then I would make them change there name to stupid. I would turn them into frogs and I would tell there mom that they were eaten by piranas. I would make them then go to the office and I would erase all of there records.I would give the parent of the kid the frog and say that the kid was "some how" turned into a frog. Thats what would be my punishment JACK

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  2. I would make the kids bob for apples in mud.Then I would make them type up an essay about how I'm the best teacher in the world.After that I will make them listen to Justin Bieber (not my favorite artist) music while I sit under my sound proof desk and eat cookies,donuts,drink apple juice,and give them bad grades that they don't deserve.Finally I would not give them recess or any bathroom breaks.Those are my punishments if I were a teacher at Wayside school. -mylie

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  3. If I was a teacher, my punishment would be, if you get in trouble and you would get one strike I would have your name on the black board. If you get two strikes you go out in the hallway for ten minuets. If you get three strikes you take a trip to the office and come back in 20 minutes. But if you get four strikes you get a referral and go home on the kindergarten bus. That's what my punishment would be.
    Frances

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  4. If i was a teacher my punishment would be, if you get in trouble you would have to walk around with JUST your pants down until lunch. (If you don't like Brustle sprouts) you would have to keep them in your mouth the whole day. If you got in trouble one more time than you would have to do both the whole week that would be my punishment.

    -Martine

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  5. If I could be teacher, my punishment would be, that if you did something bad once I would put a check on a piece paper on the student’s desks (it is called a slip). If you had your slip checked more than one time you would be punished. What would happen is that if you got your card checked twice, you would do this thing were you roll a dice and there is a chart and on that chart is a key, so if you were to roll the dice and it landed on the two you would have to do what the two on the key said and all the other punishments are practically the same except for a way more painful key. The only time I would do the punishment is at the end of the day when the school day is almost over so I wouldn’t want to do it every time someone checks there slip. Katelyn


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  6. If I were a teacher, the punishment I would give is this. The first time they were naughty I would shave their heads bald. The second time I would paint DINGDONG on their bald heads. The third time I would turn them into chocolate bars and eat them all up. That is what I would do if I were a teacher and what the punishment would be.
    -Tomasina

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